Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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