My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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