The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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