I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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