you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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