Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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