Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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