I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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