if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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