i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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