just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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