She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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