with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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