Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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