I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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