you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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