just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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