her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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