He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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