I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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