oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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