we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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