summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Drake has all the answers
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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