Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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