I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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