the condom got lost in my hair
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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