What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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