Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You may now shotgun with the bride
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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