I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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