the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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