i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
this will be a night to untag.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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