I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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