oh god the rape fog is back!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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