At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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