someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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