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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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