According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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