Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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