You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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