...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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