I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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