Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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