yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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