It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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