and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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