Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
only you would photoshop your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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