So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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