He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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