is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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