Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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