my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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