I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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