Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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