who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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