My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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