Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Is Oprah even human
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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