It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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