look no pants
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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